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Joke of the Day
"RIP boiled water. You will be mist."
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"It's better to have hope in your soul.."
"My toddler just asked me ""mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."
"What's the ugliest shape? An eyesoresceles triangle."
"Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey."""
"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"
"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."
"What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot"
"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."