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Joke of the Day

"RIP boiled water. You will be mist."

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"

"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."

"I have a serious self-loathing problem! Trust me to say that..."

"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"

"A woman was arrested when her boyfriend's body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?"

"I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead."

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"