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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII? They were just Stalin for time."
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"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."
"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"
"Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up... ...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot."
"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !"
"I refer to ""porno"" movies as ""regular"" movies not ""adult"" movies. And I refer to non-porno movies as ""Christian kids"" films."
"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""
"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"