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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII? They were just Stalin for time."
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"There's this great joke I read on 9gag..."
"Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing."
"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."
"I've fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me"
"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."
"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."
"What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !"
"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""
"If i could have any super power, i'd pick the ability to lure kids into my truck without giving them candy i spent my hard earned money on."