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Joke of the Day

"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo"

"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways."

"I like to name my hotdog ""The Moment""... ...so I can relish it"

"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."

"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."

"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."