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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people."
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"A soprano and a violinist fall off a cliff at the same time. Who does first? Who dies first? No one cares. :/"
"What's the worst way to tell a guy his small penis is okay? Oh honey, I'm not worried about a little thing like that!"
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"What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor? A Utahraptor"
"To kill a mockingbird should have been titled ""how to kill a mockingbird."" Learn English idiot."