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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst way to tell a guy his small penis is okay? Oh honey, I'm not worried about a little thing like that!"

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"

"What doesn't kill me makes me smaller - Mario"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."

"And the Lord said unto John ""come fourth, and ye shall have eternal life."" John came in 5th, and won a toaster."

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome... At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"What did the alphabet have before it took a shit? A vowel movement."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."

"Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor? His resurrection lasted more than four hours."