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Joke of the Day

"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."

"People who cough loudly don't go to the doctor... They go to the cinemas."

"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""

"THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?"

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."

"Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."

"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"

"Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele"