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Joke of the Day
"How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday? By putting flowers on its grave."
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"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."
"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."
"I asked my German friend how many jews there are in Germany today He replied: I don't know, do you want me to gas? (This is conversation actually took place like an hour ago)"
"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"
"What's another name for a ""penis potato""? A dictator."
"we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'"
"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."
"When a couple argues the guy will say what's on his mind, the girl will say what's on her mind & 99 other things that should've been on his."
"Hear About the Restaurant on the Moon? Hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food but no atmosphere."