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Joke of the Day

"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."

"I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers ..... If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door."

"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"

"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"

"2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu"

"Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition."

"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."

"I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?"