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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up"
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"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"
"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."
"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."
"Being a racist zebra seems difficult."
"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"
"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."
"My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore."