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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
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"What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie? A baked potato."
"My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam. I told her, ""Yeah, it's haram, bae."""
"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."
"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""
"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
"TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub"
"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."
"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"