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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"

"Be right back. -Godot"

"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"

"My friend told me a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly I didn't like it."

"My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading."

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"My therapist told me today that I need to stop talking to inanimate objects, but I mean he's just a lamp so what does he really know anyway"

"I can't believe all of this violence and rioting is happening... ... all because Craig Ferguson is leaving his show."

"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"