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Joke of the Day

"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'"

"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"

"When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus? by giving him the shroud of turing test."

"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"

"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."

"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."

"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""

"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."