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Joke of the Day
"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"
Next Joke
"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"
"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."
"Reddit accounts should be treated like underwear. If you can keep them clean you could keep the same one for a while, but if you flood them with shit you should get a new one."
"I like the way you weigh the way I like you."
"Why do Scottish men watch porno movies backwards? Because they like the scenes where the prostitutes return the money to their clients."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
"Loan me a couple bucks? ""Sure"" *throws 2 huge deer carcasses on counter* Dude where did u get those? ""..."" Can I even pay with these?"
"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."