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Joke of the Day

"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."

"[IAmA request] UPS delivery man. I hope OP delivers."

"The average person has sex 127 times a year. My december is going to be fucking awesome"

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."

"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"

"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."

"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."

"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"