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Joke of the Day
"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
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"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."
"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"
"Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?"""
"I totally bombed my LSATs by writing in ""Possession"" for nine-tenths of the answers."
"Send message without subject? Yes, Gmail. f$ck off."
"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"Just fell into a toilet last night and now I'm feeling really sad... Been down in the dumps all day."
"""She's smart, has a great personality, an unbelievable body, and she makes an amazing duckface in pictures."" - No man ever"