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Joke of the Day
"I totally bombed my LSATs by writing in ""Possession"" for nine-tenths of the answers."
Next Joke
"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."
"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."
"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."
"My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day... You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods."
"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."
"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"
"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."