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Joke of the Day
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"
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"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."
"While i was stealing my dad's laptop ""yank motherfucker!"" . . . ""awe, god damn it."""
"What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake? Earthquakes stop shaking"
"Quick! What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?"
"What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey? To flick through it as fast as possible."
"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"*walks into Kinko's* YO I NEED A CAT SCAN ""I'm sorry sir, we don't--"" *opens bag & removes a terrified cat* I ONLY NEED ONE COPY. IN COLOR."
"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."