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Joke of the Day

"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"

"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."

"Out of all the post you've see on reddit... this is one of them."

"Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes."

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"

"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"

"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."

"We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails."

"[Michael Bay directing] ""WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK"" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play ""Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"""

"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."