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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"

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"Your momma is so old.. her social security number is 000-00-0001"
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""
"What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !"
"When British people get something stuck in their teeth, it's usually just another tooth."
"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""
"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"intelligent student Student would you punish me for some thing i did not do? Teacher no , of course not.Student good, because i did not do my homework."
"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."
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