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Joke of the Day

"How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."

"I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon"

"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."

"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."

"My goldfish died. The good news is I'm inheriting a tiny treasure chest."

"The furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand..."

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."

"What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out."

"I'm waiting for the next generation iPad to come out. Y'know, one more compact, about the size of my iPhone. Wait."