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Joke of the Day
"There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing."
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"What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead."
"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"
"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"
"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"
"I like my women like I like my coffee: All over my lap while I'm driving."
"As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours."
"Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: ""Beef Jerky!"""
"if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix"
"Men of quality respect women's equality."