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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"
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"A porkchop walks into a bar The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."
"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."
"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""
"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."
"I have a terrible habit of telling people when I have to take a shit. Heh, gotcha."
"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."
"yesterday when I was contemplating my life while playing volleyball I wondered why the volleyball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Baller is short for ballerina"