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Joke of the Day
"I have a terrible habit of telling people when I have to take a shit. Heh, gotcha."
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"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"
"The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that ""nudie mag they found in the woods"" experience. #culture"
"The greatest joke about being gullible"
"I heard there are only 140 characters allowed on Twitter, but that can't be true. I've been on there before - almost everyone is a character."
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."
"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"
"Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder? *points thumbs at chest* That guy."
"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."