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Joke of the Day

"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."

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"[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?"
"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."
"My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him."
"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."
"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"