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Joke of the Day

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"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"

"Most Offensive Joke Ever People say that there's safety in numbers. Yeah? Tell that to 6 million Jews."

"Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally? He was just two tired."

"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"

"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"

"*Lady gives balloon to my son* ME: What do u say? SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you"

"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"

"Taking my 4 year old to see Straight Outta Compton. I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G."