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Joke of the Day

"What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane"

"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. Because you are a joke."

"Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella"

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."

"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?"

"What do you call a pirate having sex? A jolly rogering."

"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."