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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?"
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"Freud had it wrong, women don't have penis envy, men have boob envy. Explains the obesity epidemic and my need to breastfeed daily."
"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"
"What is 6.9?"
"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
"Dad cooks venison and doesn't tell the kids what it is He gives them one hint: ""It's what your mother calls me"" The boy yells: ""It's a FUCKING DICK! Don't eat it!"""
"What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole? ""Mr. President."""
"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."
"""Ok, imagine a fleshlight, but full of food."" - Hot Pocket sales pitch"
"Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Scared you didn't I?"