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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?"
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"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."
"What do you call a bee's rear end? A Bee-Hind"
"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."
"Marital problems ""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."
"How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you"
"Why was the fruit farmer losing money? He couldn't grow a pear"
"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"
"At what age do you tell a highway it's adopted???"
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."