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Joke of the Day

"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"

"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."

"[Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *"

"Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."

"I hate niggers"

"It's always fun running into an old friend you haven't seen in a while. But then you usually wind up regretting hitting them with a car."

"Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop"