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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"
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"I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper."
"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."
"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"
"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."
"They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k"
"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"
"This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob"
"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."