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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"
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"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."
"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."
"Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably."
"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
"How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant? Naan"
"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."
"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."