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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""

"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"

"Men might stare at your tits and ass, but women buy a latex mold of a pen*s and keep it in their drawer. Who's creepy now?"

"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"

"I called in a reserve player... from the wrong team! Whoops, wrong sub"

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work"

"I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital. I said to the doctor, ""what's the damage"" He replied, ""just some torn tissue""."

"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("