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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Two deer were leaving a gay bar One said to the other, ""man, I can't believe a blew thirty bucks in their"""

"TIL Michael Jackson was a huge GW Bush campaign contributor. He thought GW said ""Leave no child's behind"""

"Teacher:""To which family does the elephant belong ?"" Pupil:""I don't know nobody I know owns one !"""

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles"

"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."

"ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: ""Holy shit that was amazing!"" COMMENTATOR: ""Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself."""

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints."