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Joke of the Day
"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"
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"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."
"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."
"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."
"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"
"Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps. Freaks her husband out though."
"The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden."
"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"
"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"
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