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Joke of the Day
"Pokemon Go Run errands with your mom."
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"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."
"I used to dislike the idea of having a beard ... but it slowly grew on me."
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""
"Did you hear about the popcorn that was demoted? He used to be a kernel."
"Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - they are quite efficient and not very funny."
"I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger"