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Joke of the Day
"Why did God give man a penis? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."
Next Joke
"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"
"I pledge allegiance to the Pizza and to the taste for which it stands, one Circle under sauce, with ranch and breadsticks for all"
"Children shouldn't talk to strangers. Not because strangers are dangerous, but because children are incapable of meaningful conversations."
"Scissors [to Rock]: So you beat me & I beat Paper but how does Paper beat you? [cut to Paper meeting a hitman] Make it look like an accident"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"*Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad."
"Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?"""
"After my prostrate exam, the nurse asked me an interesting question. She asked ""Who was the guy in the lab coat?"""
"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"