201026

Joke of the Day

"Eminem made $3.3 mil for 2 concerts over the weekend. Can't WAIT to hear his next album, about how shitty his life is"

"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"

"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."

"Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car."

"What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB? They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again."

"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and a table, and a chair, and a stool."

"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."

"What kind of haircut does the black judge have? Jury Curls"