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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ...To get to the other side."

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."

"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""

"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"

"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."

"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""