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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."
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"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."
"A Polish man and a Palestinian woman married and had a son. What was his name? Yassir Yabetcha"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"How Many Jews Does It Take To Open A Door? Obviously more than 6 million..."
"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"
"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"
"Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar."
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."