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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."
Next Joke
"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? to get to the same side."
"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"
"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."
"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."
"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."
"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."
"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""