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Joke of the Day

"I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine Now she's sore bae."

"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."

"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."

"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"

"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"

"Dude it's 2014 if your kids aren't sending nudes left and right and cross platform then you gotta worry about their technological literacy."

"Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick"

"Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"REALLY?! WHY?! - my reaction to meeting a white guy named Andre"