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Joke of the Day
"If God wanted you in church all morning, why did he invent fun?"
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"Now I have 2 accounts a friend suggested I retweet myself when I'm bored. Sounds like my sex life at the moment"
"What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!"
"If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them."
"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."
"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."
"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."
"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."
"If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends they might not give you a chance to change your mind..."
"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"