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Joke of the Day

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."

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"What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite."
"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"
"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."
"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time someone said ""Get down!"" they jumped up and started dancing."
"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"
"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."
"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"
"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"
"I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates. I'm gonna call it ""Pizzas of Hate""."