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Joke of the Day

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."

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"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""
"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."
"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"
"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"
"Women are just like computers... They are always freezing for no reason and you need to replace them about every 3-5 years."
"This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of ""Cats"" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer."
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."
"What do Hillary Clinton and OJ Simpson have in common? They got away with it."