57566
Joke of the Day
"You ever heard of Oedipus? That guy's a real motherfucker."
Next Joke
"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."
"Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*"
"[God & his assistant making giraffes] ASST: Say ""when"" once the neck is long enough, k? *God is on his iPhone not really paying attention*"
"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."
"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."
"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"
"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."
"Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"