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Joke of the Day
"What do /r/gonewild posters and cat owning redditors have in common? Both show pussy for karma."
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"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."
"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"
"3: *throws plate in sink Me: but you barely ate! 3: yeah, I'm full...what are you eating? Me: the same thing you had 3: can I have a bite?"
"My Girlfriend"
"So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?"
"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."
"I'm not the hero Gotham deserves. I'm Pete I work at Subway. Do u want extra meetballs."