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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison? a free radical.."

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."

"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"

"I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler... But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact."

"My wife told me to take all of her clothes off last night I was so embarrassed. I really wish she'd tell me when she was coming home early"

"I organized a threesome this past weekend. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."

"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."

"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."

"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."