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Joke of the Day

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."

"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""

"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"

"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."

"How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buccaneer!"

"WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram."

"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."

"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."

"An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: ""Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"""