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Joke of the Day

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."

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"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth."
"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."
"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"
"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"