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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."
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"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""
"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."
"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."
"First cannibal: Am I late for dinner? Second cannibal: Yes. Everyone's eaten."
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""
"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."
"What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution."
"The Internets recipe for Cream Pie is different than my Grandmothers"