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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."
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"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"
"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."
"What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball? A switch hitter."
"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."
"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."