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Joke of the Day
"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""
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"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."
"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."
"The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels."
"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."
"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."
"Would you blow him?"
"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."
"My girlfriend and I couldn't agree on which guitar strings to play In the end we struck an A Chord"