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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I couldn't agree on which guitar strings to play In the end we struck an A Chord"

"This Is total BULLSHIT! You can't even find ACME anvils on ebay. THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!"

"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."

"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."

"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."