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Joke of the Day
"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
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"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium."
"A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand... ...and says ""make me one with everything."""
"My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy."
"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."
"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."
"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
"Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? Because they always take things literally."
"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"Laughter is the best medicine Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis."