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Joke of the Day
"I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread"
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"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."
"I met a guy who said he was a test tube baby. I said, groovy, daddy-o."
"You are dark and handsome; When it's dark,you are handsome."
"I carry tumbleweed so I can let it roll across the floor during awkward silences."
"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"
"What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ? Tuesday"
"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"
"Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup? Anyone can mash potatoes!"
"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"