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Joke of the Day

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"

"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."

"You know what I really like about you, girl? You're really down to earth. *waits for response, nothing. Goes to next tombstone* You know wha"

"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."

"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"

"When life gets you down I realize that you might feel overwhelmed. Bur remember, when life gives you lemmings.... toss them off a cliff"

"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."