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Joke of the Day

"So an orca's prey tried to escape But his fate was sealed"

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."

"I want to be the reason you pee in six different directions every morning."

"I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes"

"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""

"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."

"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it"

"I never ask for people to send me thoughts & prayers but, while sitting at Starbucks a man standing behind me farted on my shoulder."