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Joke of the Day
"facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces"
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"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"
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"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."